I like double standards.
Today, I was walking in the mall and this guy goes, "WOOOooooo!!.." to me.So I turned around and snapped, "Idiot!" at him.
I hate stoopid attention from men.
* * * * * * * *
An hour later, I walked by Pizza Hut and saw this drop-dead gorgeous guy sitting in the restaurant.
My perving almost made me trip over my own feet.
WOOoooooo!!!
posted by Cayce @ 6:38 PM
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I am tall, dark, handsome and heavily tattooed. Do you like ? If you want sixpack washboard spec, gimme 3 months.....:-)
hehehehe
SP :-)
"heavily tattooed"??? Are you also a member of a "special gang"??
Lemme get my checklist:
1. Have a good career?
2. Read?
3. Love the outdoors?
4. Not a member of any ruling political party? (opposition ok, but it depends which party!!)
5. Like to travel/live elsewhere other than Malaysia?
6. Wildlife conservation-minded?
7. Lemme get back to you after 3 months.
WOooooooo....
hahaha.
Will email on the language sessions.
Ooh! checklist! Lemme try! heeee......
1: just started new career
2: yup
3: I'm just itching to get out of this office right now!
4: I. Hate. Politics. period.
5: Oh yes please! NZ, or Australia would be nice
6: As long it's not extreme.
7: 3 months to get 6-pack? *inspects self* Hoookay..... better get started then.
:D
p/s: me is not annoymous nor SP!
6. wat. No such thing as being so extreme with wildlife conservation lah. Excuse me while I chain myself to a tree in protest of the suppression of the rights of the mites living in elephants. They're people too!!
7. Hee. No need to have wash-board abs lah. Otherwise, in all fairness, I should have them too. But why turn them down when offered? (he he)
no. 6. I didn't mean to sound sacarstic or mean. I'm sorry.
eh? Sorry, Nick. I was kidding too. I guess the humour didn't translate well online.
Miss Cayce,
As requested, please find below my response to your queries.
1. Career yes - Switching Career highly likely
2. I've just finished rewriting the unabridged edition of the Kama Sutra :-)
3. Yes and Yes :-)
4. For you, I am willing to put in an application to join the local Joget club
5. Yes, I travel a lot
6. I enjoy watching the discovery channel and I regularly read National Geographic :-)
7.Fine, be advised that I'll have the washboard ready and I'm the one wearing those tight Speedos (2 sizes too small). This is for your benefit, I want you to fully assess my suitability
against your needs hehehehehe
Sorry, forgot to include my initials above
SP :-)
Bradder-lah, no one ever looks good on speedos.
If there's one thing that could make me run like a speeding bullet...
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