Wednesday, February 16, 2005

I like double standards.

Today, I was walking in the mall and this guy goes, "WOOOooooo!!.." to me.

So I turned around and snapped, "Idiot!" at him.

I hate stoopid attention from men.

* * * * * * * *

An hour later, I walked by Pizza Hut and saw this drop-dead gorgeous guy sitting in the restaurant.

My perving almost made me trip over my own feet.



At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am tall, dark, handsome and heavily tattooed. Do you like ? If you want sixpack washboard spec, gimme 3 months.....:-)


SP :-)

At 8:36 AM, Blogger Cayce said...

"heavily tattooed"??? Are you also a member of a "special gang"??

Lemme get my checklist:
1. Have a good career?
2. Read?
3. Love the outdoors?
4. Not a member of any ruling political party? (opposition ok, but it depends which party!!)
5. Like to travel/live elsewhere other than Malaysia?
6. Wildlife conservation-minded?
7. Lemme get back to you after 3 months.

At 11:39 AM, Blogger Dee M said...



Will email on the language sessions.

At 2:32 PM, Blogger Nick-ed@keksilang said...

Ooh! checklist! Lemme try! heeee......

1: just started new career
2: yup
3: I'm just itching to get out of this office right now!
4: I. Hate. Politics. period.
5: Oh yes please! NZ, or Australia would be nice
6: As long it's not extreme.
7: 3 months to get 6-pack? *inspects self* Hoookay..... better get started then.

p/s: me is not annoymous nor SP!

At 2:42 PM, Blogger Cayce said...

6. wat. No such thing as being so extreme with wildlife conservation lah. Excuse me while I chain myself to a tree in protest of the suppression of the rights of the mites living in elephants. They're people too!!

7. Hee. No need to have wash-board abs lah. Otherwise, in all fairness, I should have them too. But why turn them down when offered? (he he)

At 4:51 PM, Blogger Nick-ed@keksilang said...

no. 6. I didn't mean to sound sacarstic or mean. I'm sorry.

At 6:48 PM, Blogger Cayce said...

eh? Sorry, Nick. I was kidding too. I guess the humour didn't translate well online.

At 3:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miss Cayce,

As requested, please find below my response to your queries.

1. Career yes - Switching Career highly likely
2. I've just finished rewriting the unabridged edition of the Kama Sutra :-)
3. Yes and Yes :-)
4. For you, I am willing to put in an application to join the local Joget club
5. Yes, I travel a lot
6. I enjoy watching the discovery channel and I regularly read National Geographic :-)
7.Fine, be advised that I'll have the washboard ready and I'm the one wearing those tight Speedos (2 sizes too small). This is for your benefit, I want you to fully assess my suitability
against your needs hehehehehe

At 3:14 AM, Blogger Apai Salleh said...

Sorry, forgot to include my initials above

SP :-)

At 10:26 AM, Blogger Cayce said...

Bradder-lah, no one ever looks good on speedos.

If there's one thing that could make me run like a speeding bullet...


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