I like double standards.Today, I was walking in the mall and this guy goes, "WOOOooooo!!.." to me.
So I turned around and snapped, "Idiot!" at him.
I hate stoopid attention from men.
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An hour later, I walked by Pizza Hut and saw this drop-dead gorgeous guy sitting in the restaurant.
My perving almost made me trip over my own feet.