Stories from the Giant PineappleSo I say to the chick behind the counter, "I'd like to buy two hours of internet time, please" (it's prepaid).
"WHAT??!!? No, we're closing!"
"Excuse me? But your sign says that you close at 12 and it's only 10,"
"Aiyah, you don't depend on that signlah. If I stay here till 12, I GO KILL MYSELF!"
"Errr.. one hour internet time?"